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How was that comeback epic? The only thing you stated was that my IQ went up. Lol.

It was epic because you parroted it back to me.

As stated in the rules, the rules were specifically made for yo

Why would I follow the rules if you don't follow them yourself?

 only speak facts.

You misspelled never.

only seen short term memory this bad, amongst my dope addicted patients. You can come clean Cartman, I will not judge.

You have already judged me to be dope addicted, so that's clearly a lie.

I'm not medicating, nor do I need to, nor do I do drugs.

Well, you sound high as fuck, so you must love sugar or something.

I do think that we need to give you a a few detoxes before I start giving you your medication, as to avoid any seriously life threatening adverse effects.

I agree that being treated by you would have adverse affects.

Please, let's keep this civil.

You want to be inside me like some sick sexual predator, and I need to keep civil?

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only appeared that way because of the presence of Cartman's

I always love when a stupid person tries to reply to my epic comebacks. It really illustrates how great my response was.

My only rules were to do more of something, not only that something. So how is it that I am breaking my own rule

Your rules do to more of something are being followed when you don't do more of that thing? How?

But just get your facts from me.

I would love to. When do you plan on staying with facts?

Does not one only need to respond to be handling i

Yes, but this is the first time you have actually responded to what I am saying.

ht. People of such a low mental state such as yourself, just can't be handled without medications

Are you referring to the crazy drugs you are self medicating with? You think they will help me to?

 shutting me out again.

Yep, you are still not getting that whole concept of speaking.

n. JUST LET ME INSIDE OF YOU.

Ew, you sound like a desperate rapist.

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 wave of his hand, 31337 succumbs to Cartman's mind control

Which caused her IQ to skyrocket.

Apparently you don't know how to ask a question.

It is true that my statement was not in question form, good for you. I suppose that makes it ok for you to break your own rules.

sk a question. This usually means that your parents only taught you just fear instead of how to handle you fear

Ok. I think I will get an opinion from someone who isn't a complete moron.

We can talk through this if you like.

That's hilarious. You can't even handle this conversation.

m trying to help you. Just speak to me, cmon.

Apparently you don't know what speaking is.

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You rebuttals suggest that you are retarded or that you're misinterpreting my responses. Those are the only two possibilities.

I very much enjoy you silently misinterpreting my responses. You have not tried at all to figure out my point of view while simultaneously claiming that is the right thing to do.

You are still an idiot when it comes to metaphor, I see.

You really refuse to try to understand anything I say. Why would anyone listen to what you say if you make no effort to follow those rules yourself? My point was that my responses indicate the exact understanding that I have and that I am not silently misunderstanding anything. If anything I am vocally misunderstanding. I was really asking for you to clarify. You told me to ask you questions to better understand you and your response was that I don't understand you. Good job.

Admitting it, is the first step to recovery.

I agree, but I can't get through to you.

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Maybe instead of thinking, you should ask many more questions, instead of assuming you comprehend the other person's point.

Do you feel like you have asked me questions about my position? Do you think you understand my point of view?

Or maybe stop silently misinterpreting other people's argument just to feel clever when it seems as if they missed your misinterpretation of their argument.

I am not exactly sure what about this debate has been silent.

Doing this will help you lose weight and feel better about yourself.

Wow, I thought exercise and diet were the way to lose weight. How silly of me.

When I say "maybe", I really mean it's what you should do.

I know the right answer.

But my mentor tells me to say it that way because it seems less domineering.

Did your mentor forget to mention that if you add the explanation at the end it loses the whole point of the "maybe"?

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You can help me. If you start thinking about the stuff you hear from other people that would help me out quite a bit.

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Ooh, I got you to come back.

You don't have any drugs left. Must have been a wild ride.

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Way to use that magical brain of yours. Enjoy the drugs.

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Man, I ask a great question that completely destroys your argument and you didn't even use the processes in your brain to think about it, while using "processes of the brain" as your answer.

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Contradiction. To put effort into not listening to the right answer, I would first have to know that it's the right answer.

How can you possibly know the right answer before hearing it?

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Which indicates that I know when I'm being wrong which means I'm not really wrong.

No, it indicates that you don't like to listen to the right answer. But, thanks for playing.

What kind of retard are you?

I was doing my best Lumbergh from Office Space. Yeah, if you could come in on Saturday, that would be great.

Only the intelligent do.

Good for you.

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Words are not just words. Good for you.

You love being wrong.

Ahem...No, you're still a retard. :)

Yeah, retards like you don't like logic.

There's not enough butter to make pancakes from this.

Sorry, I don't understand the saying.

I like the nickname, but you seem to have issues with being an attention whore. Speak to me, I can help you.

Hahaha. That's awesome.

OK I'll explain; You meant nothing more than what I said. You're on the high horse, I just told you, retard. I has the white magic. waves a wand. Sparkle sparkle

So, you didn't actually see what I did there. Good. Maybe you aren't on a high horse, but something about you definitely screams high.


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