About Me

"I was hatched in a petri dish. Abandon by scientist and left at the doorstep of a commune. Where I was raised by radical republican hippies. I discovered I had the mutant power of sarcasm and use it frequently. I was thrown out of my commune home after professing that Reganomics was a sexually transmitted disease. I ended up living alone in the middle of a dry lake bed in Neveda only to be kicked out by naked hairy hippes so they could make a home called Burningman. I now follow Lewis Black around hoping he will adopt me."

Biographical Information Name: Brendhan Horne Gender: Male Age: 56 Marital Status: Married Political Party: Independent Country: United States Postal Code: 33415 Religion: Catholic Education: Some College Websites: You obviously must be bored with your li